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Post by elpeerke on Jun 7, 2008 22:41:29 GMT 2
Chuck Norris invented the colour black. Actually he invented the whole Spectrum of visible light. Except for pink. Pink was invented by Tom Cruise....
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Post by elpeerke on Jun 7, 2008 22:42:03 GMT 2
Chuck Norris doesnt sleep. He just waits...
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can force toothpaste back in its tube...
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Post by Wolkyboom on Jun 9, 2008 12:15:04 GMT 2
Chuck Norris can kick start a car.
Chuck Norris can MAKE water run uphill.
Chuck Norris can hold Puff Daddy down.
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Post by zwarevannelle on Jun 9, 2008 16:21:44 GMT 2
The only reasen Chuck Norris goes to heaven is because GOD is to afraid te decline him
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Post by elpeerke on Jun 9, 2008 18:58:36 GMT 2
"Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal."
"Chuck Norris' chest hair has chest hair."
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Post by elpeerke on Jun 9, 2008 19:04:10 GMT 2
Deze nog:
Unicorns used to be as common as squirrels, until one of them gave Chuck Norris the finger.
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Post by SAM on Jun 12, 2008 12:19:19 GMT 2
Vandaag als het goed is Chuck Norris shirt binnen. Sweeet!!
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Post by Wolkyboom on Jun 16, 2008 9:59:46 GMT 2
Zoude ze vandaag dan eindelijk binnen komen??
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Post by Wolkyboom on Jun 18, 2008 20:09:15 GMT 2
De chuck shirts zijn er  |
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Post by kelly on Jun 20, 2008 14:22:33 GMT 2
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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Post by \/\/ily \/\/ebo on Jun 20, 2008 16:22:42 GMT 2
Chuck Norris enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your lower intestine and pretends to make a balloon animal out of it. Then he cracks your skull open with a Volvo for not complimenting him on his balloon animal.
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Post by kelly on Jun 23, 2008 23:21:44 GMT 2
On Valentine's Day, Chuck Norris gives his wife the still beating heart of one of his enemies. Being very romantic, Chuck Norris believes every day should be Valentine's Day.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented all 32 letters of the alphabet.
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Post by kelly on Jun 24, 2008 18:42:12 GMT 2
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Post by elpeerke on Jul 14, 2008 15:30:21 GMT 2
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